Tour de Hash

Packing List

Tour de Hash is a few weeks away!

Dates

June 13-22

There will be 10 trails in 10 days hosted by the kennels of the Loosely United Suncoast Hashers around Tampa Bay. All of the events can be found at any of the links below as the hares work to fill in some details. Anyone who completes all 10 trails receives a special award. There will be crash space and carpooling throughout. Cum join us!

Join the group:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/515927761950702

Web Calendar:

https://tinyurl.com/lushwebcalendar

Add to Google calendar:

https://tinyurl.com/lushcalendar

Add to iCal:

https://tinyurl.com/lushicalendar

OVERVIEW

2025 marks the 10th Anal Tour de Hash. It will be a series of 10 trails over 10 days from June 13-22 sponsored by LUSH. Each kennel has been asked to host one trail during the Tour, usually on their standard hashing day. A few “specialty” kennels are jumping in to fill in the remaining days.

Full Trail Schedule

OBJECTIVES

  1. To promote physical fitness among our members
  2. To get rid of weekend hangovers
  3. To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
  4. To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel
  5. To build camaraderie among our kennels.
  6. To promote Hashing by virgin sacrifice.
  7. To give back to the community through donations.

CHARITY

The charity for this year is K9s for Warriors.

TOUR SHIRTS

We are now taking orders for 2025 Tour de Hash shirts!

Pre-order your 2025 Tour de Hash shirts here! Orders need to be in by midnight 6/6!

This year, we have Female-Cut Racerback Tanks and Unisex Tee Shirts. The color is MAUVE.

Shirts are a high-quality tri-blend material, with the list of trails and kennels on the back and checkboxes to record your attendance.

All shirts are $20 each, regardless of style.

These will be available for pick-up at all TdH trails!

Preferred: send money as friends/family to…

Venmo @Catharine-Evelyn

PayPal @catharineparker1

Zelle (Not preferred; it involves more tracking/work to separate the $ from my checking acct, but if Zelle is your only option, go for it)

**Put your HASH name and “TDH” in the payment description!!

**Note the “a” after the “h” in my name spelling. 1534 are the last four digits of my phone #.

I will take cash but its not preferred. If you do pay that way, please bring the exact amount.

Order Form

VIRGINS

The Tour is a perfect time to bring a virgin to the Hash and make them cum again and again!

For every virgin you bring that completes a trail, you will receive a cherry patch.

MOST WANKS

The kennel that has the best overall attendance during the Tour will receive the wanking vessel to carry on trail with them during the Tour next year to show the other kennels that they know how to make hashers cum.

2024 – St Pete H3

2023 – TBH3

2022 – NSAH3

2021 – St. Pete H3

2019 – B2BH3

LARGEST LOAD

The kennel that raises the most donations for this year’s charity will receive the gold hat to wear on trail with them during the Tour next year.

RAISE MONEY ALL WEEK!

Donations are no longer limited to the day your kennel runs trail.

A donation deadline will be posted soon.

2024 – Lakeland H3

2023 – Lakeland H3

2022 – St. Pete H3

2021 – Taco Tuesday H3

2019 – B2BH3

OVERACHIEVERS

Every hasher who completes all 10 trails will receive a special award to celebrate their “accomplishment”

FRB / FBI

The legendary Tour de Hash yellow jerseys will be bestowed upon the most race-ist hashers as a reward (punishment?) at each trail.

CRASH SPACE

The hares have spoken and are setting trails for us in every corner of the Suncoast. If you happen to live near one of the trails and have crash space for weary hashers, you can offer it up here. If you need a place you can post a request here as well.

Do not drink and drive.

If you cannot make it home safely, find a ride or crash space.

CARPOOLING

We will all be putting a lot of miles on our feet and our livers, but maybe we can save a few on our vehicles. Post on the event pages if you need a ride or can spare a seat.

Do not drink and drive.

If you cannot make it home safely, find a ride or crash space.

HABERDASHERY

Available at all Stages of the Tour with proceeds going to support Meals on Wheels of Pasco.

Patches – $5

2024 rockers – INCLUDED for the first 100 Hashers

Stickers – $2

Shiggy Socks – $15

Pint Glass Koozies – $5